Verbs Before Nouns

Why does everyone have this insatiable need to tell the whole world every little thing that they do? Why has describing your actions, thoughts, rants, spur of the moment feelings become such a huge part of our everyday living? Lately, this has been what's been bugging the fuck out of me. I do this shit too, so me writing this does not serve as my pedestal whatsoever, but is it really necessary to write the same things on 4 different social networking mediums? Chances are you have pretty much the same audience on all of your accounts, so what's the point of having your Twitter feed linked to your Facebook wall as well as the sidebar of your Tumblr? Everything is just too accessible, and for lack of a better word, mainstream. No hipster, forreal. But it really is. I can't even stand being on Tumblr for too long because my Dashboard is backed up with meaningless eye candy and recycled bullshit from a dying breed. Facebook lost its spunk. The newest hype is probably just waiting to be unveiled. Society has made itself way too complex for its own good. Simplicity is such a good thing, but so rare nowadays.

Insert something about jogging or some form of exercise.
Insert indirect insults and backsass that is obvious yet addressed to Unknown.
Insert drunken letters and numbers and regrets from the night before
Insert videos of small fluffy animals and babies.
Insert audio files of my newest favourite band you've probably never heard of.
Insert a quote about life that everyone can relate to or wants to relate to.
Insert stick figured models dressed in the latest shoes and crop tops and upside down cross jewelry, standing in some awkward pose.
Insert poorly edited collages and gifs of the hottest celebrities.
Insert the sports commentary, the hashtags, the FarmVilleWordsWithFriendsXBL invites and spam.

I could go on and on, I really could. I'm just so sick of these things that have consumed me and our generation. God, I need a job.